A Bill Cosby would say - "OOH BABY!!" These joints are nothing but sex! It's like someone managed to isolate the sex molecule, isolate the sneaker molecule and accelerate them in a HADRON COLLIDER until they smashed and bonded creating this iconic symbol of sexual liberation for the new millenium. Not only that - they're also some of the most comfortable, performance-centric athletic sneakers to hit the streets in a long while.
As some will know - the SC Trainer is the iconic signature model of Bo Jackson, UNARGUABLY THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE. The Nike Trainer line (and particularly the SC line) has always been at the cutting edge of athletic performance. To be honest, they literally invented the X-Trainer genre. As much as we love the original BO, it lags a little in the cutthroat environment of the contemporary athlete. Enter the SC Trainer 2010. Equipped with a mesh-centric upper, Nike free-inspired outsole with deep diamond grooves, 180 MAX, synthetic leather bits :( and perhaps the greatest footwear innovation of recent times - flywire supports instead of the gangsta but clunky reinforced plastic supports of the original.
With the white mesh and SOLAR RED (Infared on e-pills) there was never a doubt about copping these, but it wasn't until I tried them on that I realised what a stone-cold killer of a shoe this is. I have literally never worn a sneaker that was so light, responsive, stable, forgiving and foot hugging (zero slippage)! And did I mention sexual? I was at the airport last year and I saw an old man wearing these, and I remember thinking "I hope he's got his Viagras cos he's gonna be fighting off the frisky old bats with a stick!"
I f you can find them don't sleep. They also dropped in a low-cut and premium version. Def cop!
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